Could you please give me advice about a very annoying work colleague who really gets on my nerves?

I work with somebody who very much annoys me. He is always telling me about how great he is at everything. He is allergic to cow's milk. He once told me that it runs right through him and if he drank it he would spend days on the toilet. I was thinking of pouring cow's milk into his lunch beaker which normally contains goat's milk tomorrow. It might keep him out of work for a few days.Could you please give me advice about a very annoying work colleague who really gets on my nerves?
LMAO @ the pay-back. Whenever he starts talking to you about something that's not work-related, tell him, ';Sorry, Charles but I really have to get back to work right now because this is due by tomorrow morning'; or something like that. If you do it often enough, he'll realize that you don't ';have time'; for him. lolCould you please give me advice about a very annoying work colleague who really gets on my nerves?
that's a great idea,you should do it to him on thursday,that way he would be off work friday %26amp; it would give you an extra day away from him on top of the weekend.


everyone has someone at work that gets on their nerves,...i work with a racist,biggot,sexist moaner,..what ya gonna do!
can't be allergic to one or the other. they're both the same from an allergy/digestive point of view to a human. one of you is a giant asshole. either you, or he is making up ****.
Why not just keep a carton of cows milk near at hand so he can see it. Maybe have a drink and smear some on your top lip. He will think you are disgusting and hopefully keep away
That solution is hilarious! The only problem is that if it's an allergy, you might kill the guy.
Give him a used lottery ticket for his birthday. ;-D
If he starts to boast say 'Want me to kiss your feet you big lump of self-importance?'


And why not annoy him back?
that's why I temp, so I can leave a job I don't like and ask my agency for somewhere else..especially since I live in Birmingham where they all have slow stupid accents
actually you are letting yourself get annoyed....he has nothing to do with your problem...
Excellent idea ol' chap...I wish I'd thought of such a clever tactic.
I am laughing so much it HURTS!